Shades of Jerry Springer

Well, maybe not quite as trashy as Jerry Springer, but certainly more than I could ever imagine being involved in!! Man in Rm 7 tried to do himself in...didn't want to live any more. Here's how it started---the man, his wife, her mother, AND her step-mother all drinking together....and oh, by the way, they all live together at one address, in a duplex with an apartment over the garage. It's hot, humid and they're all drinking and swimming in the pool and having a good time together. The mother decides that she's really turned on by her son-in-law and starts to get cozy with him, rubbing herself on him. Her daughter starts yelling and telling her to knock it off and screeches at her husband for being open to her mother's advances. He claims innocence. The mother says she's just kidding, ease up girl, take a chill pill. The daughter stomps off into the house fuming, not wanting any part of the drinking pool party any more. BIG mistake. The daughter stays in the house for about an hour sobering up, cooling off, for whatever reason. Anyway, she decides maybe she'll go back and join the party and have a couple more drinks with them. She walks out the door only to see her own mother giving her husband a BJ...All hell breaks loose! The names are being called. The wife swears she never wants to have anything to do with hubby again...and as for her mother, well, she KNEW she never wanted to live around that bitch anyway! Get her out of here, never want to see either of you again!! She storms off. (I am assuming the stepmother was watching the BJ, ya think??) The husband, feeling great remorse, does not want to live without his beloved wifey. He declares life is not worth living without her so he's going to kill himself. He runs into the kitchen and takes a whole bottle of pills. The step-mother calls an ambulance and contacts her stepdaughter and tells her that her husband has OD'd, and they follow the ambulance to the hospital....turns out the man OD'd on MetaboLife diet pills....I don't know, what do you think?? Do you think, he thought if he could get real skinny, real fast, he would die!?!? What's wrong with this guy? Does he really believe all the hype about MetaboLife? Puh-leez! They never work as good as they claim!